Richard Ankrom
— Ray the Mumbler
Robert Beckwith
— Inspirational Tape Voice (Voice)
Teneale Bender
— Susan the Receptionist
Elisa Bocanegra
— Betty Bonhauser
Betsy Brandt
— Nikki Reynolds
Christo Brock
— Dickson the Computer Guy
Tatum De Roeck
— Amanda the Reporter
Holgie Forrester
— Nikki's Mom
Jordan Halpern Schwartz
— Library Punk #1
William Jones
— Uncle Tommy
Jack Kennedy
— Charlie the Photographer
Bonnie J. Kirk
— Sergeant Knofelmacher
Michael McTaggert
— Library Punk #2
Joe Smith
— Ronald
Gray Sara Merrill
— Portnoy's Complaint Girl
Ryan Spahn
— Jarrett