Stephen Fry
— Daniel Davenport
Simon Callow
— Nathanial Quass
Clive Francis
— Jackaboy
Miriam Margolyes
— Nellie
Graham Seed
— Cricketer
Hetty Baynes
— Sophie
Peter Guinness
— Parkes
Henry Goodman
— Strauss
Celia Imrie
— Davina Wright / Hopjoy
Harry Littlewood
— Club Porter
Roger Hammond
— Member
David Hatton
— Servant
Tim Meats
— Doctor