Bennett Jones
— Bené
Will Crest
— Beefy
Todd Veneman
Ashley Mei Gong
— The Girl
Grace Bryan
— Robot Backup Singer
Russell Kellogg
— Young Beefy
Gregory Kellogg
— Young Pierre
Tim Nagy
— Shoulders Du Bois 2
Tracey Jones
— Tammy, German Girl
Buddy Giovinazzo
— Director Buddy Giovinazzo
Rebecca Jones
— Perp Two / Various
Tommy Malatesta
— Tommy