Sid Haig
— Seymour
Richard Riehle
— Bob
Hollis Resnik
— Aggie Anderson
Mel England
— Pike
Jacob Zachar
— Ernest
Travis Betz
— Tavis / Flop
Devin Barry
— Nathan / Flip
Joanne Lee Bennett
— Pam / Sparkles
Bryant M. Bennett
— Dave / Honking Harry
Lloyd L. Hill
— Lloyd / The Mad Maestro
Kelly Voss
— Liquor Store Clerk
Bruce Embrey
— Ringmaster
Teresa L. Mann
— Pike's Wife
Tori Bakehorn
— Jenna