Jack Carson
— Jeff Clayton
Janis Paige
— Lorraine
Vince Edwards
— Tommy Tomkins
Bert Lahr
— Joe Pulaski
Robert Alda
— Fingers Maroni
Maxie Rosenbloom
— Big Ears
Joyce Mathews
— Maroni's Moll
Jack Carr
— Wrestler, Gruesome
Dennis James
— Self - Announcer
Joan Rivers
— Teenage Girl in Audience
Buck Kartalian
— Senior Garitzio