Kirk C. Johnson
— Lars
Michael Dalmon
— Lars' Dad
Will Elliott
— The Suit
Sam Eidson
— Head Through Belly Guy
Addison Billingsley
— Belly Hole Guy
Carlos Larotta
— No Arm Guy
Christina Parrish
— No Arm Girl
Theresa Lamonstre
— Split in Half Girl
Johnny McAllister
— Head Explode Guy
Chloe McInroy
— No Hands Kid
Cortnie Jones
— Baby Mama