Chris Burchette
— Johnny
Tara Cardinal
— Sara
Debbie Rochon
— Herself / Hostess
Brinke Stevens
— The Psychiatrist
Wolfgang Meyer
— Malachi
Cleve Hall
— The Evil Priest
Linnea Quigley
— Johnny's Mother
Joe Hollow
— Zane
Chris Losicco
— Chris
Devanny Pinn
— Lady Divine
Angelina Armani
— Laurie Ann
Lloyd Kaufman
— Teabag
Rachel Grubb
— Ophelia