Ezra Buzzington
— Hate
Jason Mewes
— Ned
Lauren Walsh
— Love
Jack Forcinito
— Sonny
Monique Parent
— Selma
Timothy Muskatell
— Poot
Ricardo Gray
— Cleb
Felissa Rose
— Realtor
Alexis Zibolis
— Jenna
Ted Prior
— Danton
Tommy Pistol
— Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)
Joanna Angel
— Candy
Alissa Koenig
— Waitress
Melanie Doyle
— Erma
Kai Lanette
— Feisty Strip Club Patron
Jeff Leroy
— Rich Strip Club Patron
Regan Reese
— Lead Dancer
Shane Ryan-Reid
— Artsy Strip Club Patron
Luke Y. Thompson
— Strip Club Pervert
Heather Wixson
— Strip Club Vixen