E. Nick: A Legend in His Own Mind

Don Calfa

— E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi

Cleavon Little

— Edmundo

Pat McCormick

— Sonny Patterson

Andra Akers

— Mona

Eddie Deezen

Monique Gabrielle

— Charmaine

Carol Wayne

— Regine

Jonathan Winters

— Emerson Foosnagel III

Robert Hegyes

— Raoul

Bo Hopkins

— Self

Peter Isacksen

— Mel Issacksen

Elaine Joyce

— Joyce

Betty Thomas

— Herself

Robert Mandan

— Earl The Bartender

Carlos Palomino

— Self

Leslee Bremmer

— Nymphet / Announcer

Robert Sacchi

— Mr. Trowel