Eddie O'Connell
— Colin, Photographer / Narrator
Patsy Kensit
— Suzette
James Fox
— Henley of Mayfair, Dressmaker to the Queen
David Bowie
— Vendice Partners
Ray Davies
— Arthur, Colin's Dad
Mandy Rice-Davies
— Flora, Colin's Mum
Eve Ferret
— Big Jill
Tony Hippolyte
— Mr. Cool
Graham Fletcher-Cook
— Wizard
Joseph McKenna
— Fabulous Hoplite
Steven Berkoff
— The Fanatic
Sade
— Athene Duncannon (as Sade Adu)
Edward Tudor-Pole
— Ed the Ted (as Tenpole Tudor)
Bruce Payne
— Flikker
Alan Freeman
— Call-Me-Cobber
Anita Morris
— Dido Lament
Paul Rhys
— Dean Swift
Julian Firth
— The Misery Kid
Chris Pitt
— Baby Boom
Lionel Blair
— Harry Charms
Gary Beadle
— Johnny Wonder
Robbie Coltrane
— Mario
Jess Conrad
— Cappuccino Man
Smiley Culture
— D.J. Entertainer
Ronald Fraser
— Amberley Drove
Slim Gaillard
— Party Singer
Irene Handl
— Mrs Larkin
Peter-Hugo Daly
— Vern (as Peter Hugo-Daly)
Amanda Jane Powell
— Dorita
Johnny Shannon
— Saltzman