Jonathan Meades
— Himself - Presenter / Various Characters
Christopher Biggins
— Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various
Michael Fenton Stevens
— Taxi Driver
Matthew Ashforde
— Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer
Katharine Page
— Old Alice
Malcolm McNeill
— Blind Man / Neanderthal
Nicola Morris
— Game Show Assistant
Tara Flanagan
— Nun #1
Chloe Billington
— Nun #2 / Nymph
Lucy Tones
— Nun #3
Chris Newland
— Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller
Alan Denman
— Salvador Dali
Simon Mulligan
— Orange Pianist
Graham Millar
— Blue Faced Man
Coral Meades
— Young Alice
Tarek Farag
— President Mobutu
Sonia Farrugia
— Margaret Thatcher
Lenny Fowler
— General De Gaulle
Janet Cook
— Game Show Contestant
David Cook
— Game Show Contestant
Christian Adams
— Thor
Peter Clarke
— Male Nun
Sylvia Bradbury
— Lady in Deckchair
Pat Dubuisson
— Lady in Deckchair
Rosemary Bailey
— Lady in Deckchair
Betty Kendrew
— Lady in Church
Linda Collier
— Lady in Church
Eileen Leighton
— Lady in Church
Candida Gubbins
— Voiceover Artist
Lawrence Kennedy
— Voiceover Artist (voice)