David A.R. White
— Roy / Brian
Fred Willard
— Richard
Jennifer Lyons
— Tiffany Towers
Andrea Logan White
— Annie
Edie McClurg
— Martha
John Schneider
— Satan
Clint Howard
— Roy Sr.
Staci Keanan
— Carmen
Gregg Binkley
— Gregg
Josh Sussman
— Jake
Brad Heller
— Jerry
Carey Scott
— Howard
Guy Birtwhistle
— Max
David Pires
— Street Evangelist
Bobby Bromley
— Zombie Bum
Briana Baker
— Hot Chick
John Clement
— Salvation Guy