Johnny Smith
— Jordan Cantwell
Erica Nicole Rothman
— Janeé Schlemson
Timothy Chivalette
— Harvey Donut
Carly J. Bauer
— Stephanie Cachupo
Carly J. Bauer
— Raneé Schlemson
Bill Mellen
— Walter Peacock
Timothy Day Slisky
— Dad
Rick Haymes
— Fran
Ebony Pullum
— Shanice
Justin Morieko
— Officer Choner
Tammy Jean
— Mega-Babe
Mike Morgen
— Dijo Djojovich
Peggy DiPaolo-Andres
— Mrs. Schlemson
Cody Wright
— Baby Dealer
Jason Knight
— Mark
Marlene Mancini
— Grandma Donut
Cynthia Vetrano
— Daphne
Joshua Isak
— Dewey Cachupo
Jack Julian
— Jack
Hal Cohen
— Brogenix Narrator
Kyle Gray
— Ripped Dude
Kimberly Bowden
— Angela's Model
Jim Chivalette
— Bundy
Jenna Kuerzi
— Clammy
Greg Kemp
— Marlow
Nick Colletta
— Security Guard
Leah Ruane
— Drug Dealer's Ho
Jeff Sharkey
— Cop#3
Robert Shearn III
— Security Guard
Cathy Stomel
— Angela Häuse