Massacre on Aisle 12

Chad Ridgely

— Jack

Michael Buonomo

— Dave

Jim Klock

— Otto

Doug Burch

— Mr. Kipper

Mike Capozzi

— Pharms

Aikido Burgess

— Black Jack

Melissa Saint-Amand

— Tara

William Mark McCullough

— Santa

Amber Jean

— Barbie

Anthony Paderewski

— Mitch

John Geoffrey Wilson

— Joey

Jermaine Rivers

— Slim Jim

Matthew Krueger

— Jim

Thomas Marrone

— Male Newscaster

Emily Adams

— Female Newscaster