Rob Schneider
— Paul
Steve Buscemi
— Neal
Holland Taylor
— Ruth
Peter Riegert
— Bob
Brandon Molale
— Cop # 1
George Dzundza
— Norman
Samantha Smith
— Christine
Marcus Giamatti
— Freddy
Sanny van Heteren
— Waitress
Keri Randles
— Lily
Kent Shocknek
— Newscaster
Michael Yami
— Mr. Nakamuri
Pamela Guest
— Bird Lady
Jack McGee
— Produce Manager
Carolina Gómez
— Marissa
Joe Bretz
— Club Owner