Mel Smith
— Inspector Flint
Griff Rhys Jones
— Henry Wilt
Alison Steadman
— Eva
Roger Lloyd Pack
— Dr Pittman
Diana Quick
— Sally
Jeremy Clyde
— Hugh
Roger Allam
— Dave
David Ryall
— Rev. Froude
Dermot Crowley
— Braintree
John Normington
— Treadaway
Tony Mathews
— Gladden
Charles Lawson
— Cranham
Gabrielle Blunt
— Mrs. Bulstrode
Edward Clayton
— Mossop
Jeffrey Chiswick
— Macari
Julia McCarthy
— Mrs. McClaren
Geoffrey McGivern
— Mr. Yeo
Tai Ling
— Manageress
Christopher Saul
— Vice Principal
Barbara Hicks
— Ms Clinch
Adam Bareham
— Board
Ian Barritt
— Science Teacher
Togo Igawa
— Japanese Visitor
Fergus McLarnon
— Jessell
Mark Monero
— Figgis
Sam Smart
— Gilmore
Christopher Priest
— Student
Josephine Tewson
— Miss Leuchars
Ken Drury
— Farmiloe
David Quilter
— Boffin