Royce D. Applegate
— Delmus
Lewis Arquette
— Warden
Dorothy Van
— Army Nurse
J.J. Barry
— Indian #1
Bill Murray
— Lefty
Buddy Hackett
— Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman
Sid Haig
— Lone Stranger
Howard Hesseman
— Ernie Piles, War Correspondent
Harry Shearer
— Narrator (voice)
Billy Curtis
— Menchkin
Danny Dayton
— Bartender
David Downing
— 'Dark Town' Singer
Murphy Dunne
— Tough, White G.I.
Walker Edmiston
— Pa
Larry Hankin
— 2nd Veteran
Ed Lauter
— Sheriff Bob
David Landsberg
— Duddy Allen
Ysabel MacCloskey
— Ma
Rod McCary
— Clark
Britt Leach
— Billy Joe
Louisa Moritz
— Margie
Jaye P. Morgan
— Stop-It Nurse
Van Dyke Parks
— Indian #2
Misty Rowe
— Louise
Avery Schreiber
— Theatre Manager
Lynne Marie Stewart
— Budget Attendant
Betty Thomas
— Biker Chick #1
Robin Sherwood
— Biker Chick #2
Susan Tyrrell
— Boobies
Teddy Wilson
— Elijah Abdoul Jamaal Muhammed