Rodney Dangerfield
— The Rodfather
Kevin McDonald
— Guppy Calzone
Dom DeLuise
— The Oddfather
Fabiana Udenio
— Don Na
Lou Ferrigno
— Bugsy
Paul Greenberg
— Frito Calzone
Carol Arthur
— Mama Calzone
Barbara Crampton
— Goldy
Bob Hoge
— Sunny Calzone
Irwin Keyes
— Tracy Dick
Eileen Kenney
— Agent Hoover
Bobbie Brown
— Sonny's Babe
Carlos Alazraqui
— Tony "Flock You" Montana
Perry Stephens
— Father O'Connell
Jerry Lambert
— Professor
Jerry Douglas
— Freedie Green
Dom Irrera
— Self
Sonya Eddy
— Bank Clerk
Jay Lacopo
— Studio Executive
Debra Christofferson
— Writer
Lisa London
— Busty Secretary
Terry Ray
— Waiter
John LaMotta
— Maitre D'
Rich Willis
— Director
Don Pardo
— Self
Joey Buttafuoco
— Self
Craig Barnett
— Mr. President
Henry Carbo
— Vinnie the Tailor
David Teitelbaum
— Skinny Guy
Javier Del Llano
— Don Juan De Marco