Monica Ricketts
— Lilly
David Zuckerman
— Jake
Jud Zumwalt
— Brett
Brittany Faith Rosoff
— Ashley
Chelsea Taylor Leech
— Max
Dax Hill
— Clarence
Benjamin Goodwin
— Ruttigger
Mike Ostroski
— James K. Polk
Michael Minto
— John Wilkes Booth
Jordan Leach
— Abraham Lincoln / Andrew Jackson
Erik Myers
— Tollbooth Operator
Rick Steadman
— George Washington / Andrew Johnson
Matthew Broussard
— John F. Kennedy
Rob Bebenek
— Teddy Roosevelt
Joseph Zeigler
— Thomas Jefferson
David Zody
— John Adams
Josh Nasar
— Alexander Pierce
Bram Rees-Davies
— William H. Harrison
Matt Eisenberg
— Richard Nixon / John Tyler
Bruce Ryan
— Lyndon B. Johnson
J. Barrett Cooper
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
Joe Coffey
— Christopher Columbus
Cassie Kunz
— Motorcycle Babe
Elliott Shahbas
— Book Author