Frankie Howerd
— Willie Joy
Stanley Holloway
— Captain Jack Montague
Alfie Bass
— Blagg
Lionel Jeffries
— Bert Benton
Susan Beaumont
— Susan Storer
A.E. Matthews
— Lord Reginald Cranfield
Tony Wright
— Vincent
Joan Hickson
— Lady Emily Cranfield
Terence Longdon
— John Wyndham
Colin Gordon
— Max, 1st Commentator
Richard Wattis
— Carruthers
Danny Green
— Plug Ugly
Barbara Archer
— Marlene
William Kendall
— Blenkinsop
Ewen Solon
— Haines
Reginald Beckwith
— Smithers
Philip Stewart
— Dog Track Crowd