Actually Huizenga
— Actually
Socrates Mitsios
— Holy President
John Blyth Barrymore
— Grandpa
Cameron Moir
— Billionaire Husband
Rachel Lord
— Lusty Man
Ryder Bach
— Brother
Chad Fjerstad
— Silver Thong Peeping Tom
Anthony Maldonado
— Fruit Guy
John Wesley Hooks
— Security Guard
Devon Rodgers
— Lambizon Delivery Man
Rocky Samorano
— Red Demon
Bayard Baudoin
— Green Demon
Peter Moran
— Rowdy Man
Fiona Scarlett
— Blue Pole Dancer
Brandon Harmon
— Abusive Strip Club Patron
Eliza Burh
— BJ Worshipper
James Cerne
— Red Hooded Guard
Orion Martin
— Blue Demon
Damon Martinez
— Coconut Angel
Jesse Brinkenhoff
— Chill Picketer
John M.F. Anderson
— Sassy Man