Trailer Park Shark

Thomas Ian Nicholas

— Rob

Lulu Jovovich

— Jolene

Clint James

— Rufus the Cowboy

David Kallaway

— Swayze

Sophie Howell

— Barbara Wire

Elise Berggreen

— Daisy

Ritchie Montgomery

— Uncle Jeff

Peter Jaymes Jr.

— Wyatt

Carrie Lazar

— Cappy

Hollywood McFinley

— Cleon

Kelsey Lamb

— Cymphony

Josh Whites

— Bruno

Dennis Haskins

— Deconnard

Tara Reid

— Billie Jean

Rob Mello

— Curly

Ali Eagle

— Sapphire

Lani Sarem

— Roxy

Isaiah LaBorde

— Short