Adrian Edmondson
— Vim Fuego/Alan Metcalfe
Rik Mayall
— Colin Grigson
Nigel Planer
— Den Dennis
Peter Richardson
— Spider "Eight-Legs" Webb
Jennifer Saunders
— Sally
Dawn French
— Tracy
Serena Evans
— Cheryl
Bert Parnaby
— Neighbor
Neville Smith
— Manager
Judy Hawkins
— Girlfriend
Charu Bala Chokshi
— Cashier
Mark Cooper
— Himself
Sandy Johnson
— Himself
Oliver Stapleton
— Himself