Adrian Edmondson
— Vim Fuego
Rik Mayall
— Colin Grigson
Nigel Planer
— Den Dennis
Peter Richardson
— Spider Webb
Jennifer Saunders
— Sally
Dawn French
— Rachel
Judy Hawkins
— Spider's Wife
Tommy Vance
— Self
Anne Cunningham
— Colin's Mom
Gerard Kelly
— Promo Director
Anthony Stewart Head
— Recording Studio Engineer
Jonathan Caplan
— Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant
Lemmy Kilmister
— Self
Ozzy Osbourne
— Self
Rudolf Schenker
— Self
Joe Elliott
— Self