Jon Lovitz
— Lincoln Groome
Steve Guttenberg
— Dan McKenna
Grant Rosenmeyer
— Alan Thomas
Anna Maria Horsford
— Mrs. Walker
Tim Kazurinsky
— Marvin Pounder
Clem Cheung
— Mr. Epstein
Chelsea Tavares
— Vanessa
Billy Dec
— Officer Frye
Ronald L. Conner
— Paul Bettis
Phil Ridarelli
— Irving Dunn
Patrick Zielinski
— Hal
Mike Brunlieb
— Tim
Josef Bette
— Arnie
Zach Garcia
— Male Student
Connie Hollins
— Bus Rider