The Guatemalan Handshake

Katy Haywood

— Turkeylegs

Ken Byrnes

— Mr. Turnupseed

Will Oldham

— Donald Turnupseed

Sheila Scullin

— Sadie

Kathleen Kennedy

— Ethel Firecracker

Rich Schreiber

— Stool

Cory McAbee

— Spank Williams

Ivan Dimitrov

— Ivan

Andy Nadler

— Barnard

Jim Ligons

— Curtis

VaLonda Harris

— Delabia

Sam Myers

— Lunchmeat

Andy Sheffer

— Neckface

T.J. Bream

— Leonard

Christopher Morse

— Insurance Man