Jamie Shannon
— Gordie
Deborah Theaker
— Judy
Stuart Bailey
— Andy Warhol
Christine Bellini
— Marge
Paul Bellini
— Gordie's Dad
Sarain Boylan
— Heidi
Bruce Deller
— Mr. Black Laquer
Marc Hickox
— Emile
Elva Mai Hoover
— Auntie Charity
Alex Karzis
— Slim
Bruce LaBruce
— Mr. Chartreuse
Dan Lett
— Liam Burbage
Daniel MacIvor
— Mr. Taupe
Shelly Mars
— Rita
Steve McKay
— Speedo (voice)
Mark McKinney
— Alien Doctor
Trout McNally
— Baby
Dan Redican
— The Saddest Man in the World
Jeff Rogers
— Trevor
Scott Thompson
— J.D. Wood
Maria Vacratsis
— Auntie Prudence