James Balsamo
— Vinnie
Dave Stein
— The Litch
Cayt Feinics
— Gloria
Tom Sizemore
— Giovanni Moretti
Debra Lamb
— Sabella
Genoveva Rossi
— Genoveva the Psychic
Dick Warlock
— Double Dick Warlock
Richard Chandler
— Hansel
E. G. Daily
— Madame B. Queenie
Lloyd Kaufman
— Uncle Lloyd
Shelley Michelle
— Marilyn
The Amazing Johnathan
— The Amazing Johnathan
Jasson Finney
— Alan Holtbrook
Terra Strong
— Rosaleen
Robert Arensen
— Jimmy Revell
Sheila Marie
— Nuit
John Krisovitch
— Mark
Melody Peng
— Koko
Jason Morris
— Darnel
Alan Maxson
— She Bitch Sheila
Billy Walsh
— Ricky
Alicia Stein
— Jenny
Jenny French
— Gretal
Eben McGarr
— Sven
Frank Mullen
— Self
Andi Norris
— Rotting Rhonda
Steve Moriarty
— Pops
Anastasia Synn
— Self
Kristin West
— Sheila
Emily Fleuret
— Mrs. Schwartz