Sydelle Pittas
— Dr. Belinda Garland
Bob Eiland
— Senator Rick Vapid
Michelle Leibowitz
— Spiderwoman / Cologne Girl
Ed Eck
— The Creeper
Steve Mullahoo
— Matt Retina
Phil Fougere
— Bleak
Michael Legge
— The Amazing Jacques
Rebecca Tredeau
— Dour
Bruce Harding
— Velcro
Todd Miller
— Robodoc / Diner
Jan Nargi
— Nina Callous
Katie Daley
— Salley / Nuisance Media Type / Cologne Girl
B.J. McCoy
— Dusty Dan
Cheryl Miller
— Madame Anne Slack
Alan Kennedy
— Novak
Tony Ferreira
— Webb
Phyllis Weaver
— Grumpy Woman
Rachel Hove
— Manager
Nicolette Harding
— Diner
Robert Legge
— Diner / Nuisance Media Type
Jay Washburn
— Diner / Nuisance Media Type
Diane Mela
— Diner / Nuisance Media Type / Cologne Girl
Erica Drescher
— Newspaper Kid
James Porter
— Nuisance Media Type
Bunny Porter
— Nuisance Media Type
Anne Beth Carey
— Nuisance Media Type
Cherry Lynn Zinger
— Nuisance Media Type
Sunny Perdue
— Rinty