Rik Mayall
— Colin Grigson
Adrian Edmondson
— Vim Fuego
Nigel Planer
— Den Dennis
Peter Richardson
— Spider Webb
Dawn French
— Tracy
Jennifer Saunders
— Sally
Serena Evans
— Cheryl
Bert Parnaby
— Neighbour
Neville Smith
— Manager
Judy Hawkins
— Girlfriend
Charu Bala Chokshi
— Cashier
Mark Cooper
— Himself
Sandy Johnson
— Himself
Oliver Stapleton
— Himself