Lenny Henry
— Lenny/Michael Jackson/Prince
Bill Paterson
— Dr Gold
Dawn French
— Driving Instructor
Barry Norman
— Self
Ram John Holder
— Uncle Norman
Peter Tilbury
— Dentist
Patsy Rowlands
— Royalist Housewife
Ben Cole
— Journalist/Blob/Salesman
Colin McFarlane
— Journalist/Dave
Geoffrey McGivern
— Journalist/Emperor
Brian Pettifer
— Journalist/Dave
Danny John-Jules
— Gary
Tim Dry
— Mime Artist/Betting Clerk
Jean Campbell-Dallas
— Old Lady
Stephen Marcus
— Policeman/Roman Guard
Duncan Duff
— Vicar
Julian Littman
— Iroquois Indian
Imogen Claire
— Receptionist
Leon Black
— Child Lenny
Jakko Jakszyk
— Engineer
Leyton Summers
— Elvis