Donna Pieroni
— Seretta
Mary Manofsky
— LouAnne
Daisy Kershaw
— Alexis
Chris Fickley
— Principal Grossfetig
Rudy Hornish
— Crusty Janitor
John Comerford
— Lunch Monitor
Susan Baronoff
— The Poetry Teacher
Eve Bui
— Crock Pot Club President
Ryne Benckhart
— Jock Meatloaf Thrower
Madison Willow
— Cheerleader
Johnny Depp
— Self (uncredited)