Mark Tonderai
— Rooster
Nathan Constance
— Jess
David Oyelowo
— CJ
Crunski
— Chang
Alan Davies
— Phil
Melanie Blatt
— Ex-Girlfriend
Gary Kemp
— Jesus
Steve Toussaint
— Darcy
Ricky Gervais
— Bouncer
Geff Francis
— Tunde
Lexi Strauss
— Crackhead
Daniel Kitson
— Bus Driver
Anna Wing
— Gran
Rebecca Hazlewood
— Mina
Dilys Laye
— Edith Scarman
Jonah Russell
— Curtis
Stewart Wright
— Eastwood
Jonathan Chan-Pensley
— Disgruntled customer
John Thomson
— Football Coach
Pal Aron
— Raj
Rhydian Jai-Persad
— Dundus
Trevor Peacock
— Grandad
Maria Pastel
— Jess' mum
Parhys-Jai Cato
— Chantelle
Mandy Newton
— Tasha
Andrew Fraser
— Father at Tasha's
Norman Roberts
— DJ Verbatim
Madhav Sharma
— Mr. Shukla
David Cann
— Police chief
Rik Billock
— Lt. Dorrey (uncredited)