Damian Callinan
— Troy Carrington
Kate Mulvany
— Angie Barlow
John Howard
— Bull Barlow
Rafferty Grierson
— Neil Barlow
Fayssal Bazzi
— Sayyid
Josh McConville
— Snapper
Angus McLaren
— Carpet Burn
Nick Cody
— Goober
Penny Cook
— Fran Barlow
Stephen Hunter
— Neville
Zenia Starr
— Navina
Michael Morley
— Morris Dancer / Medieval Performer / Goal Umpire
Aaron Gocs
— Porterhouse
Sahil Saluja
— Suresh
Ben Knight
— Harpo
Harry Tseng
— Tou Pou
Francis Kamara
— Didier
Adam Drummond
— Hibbert
Liam Campbell
— Second Goal Umpire
Michelle Brasier
— Gretchen
Dane Simpson
— Roosters Player
Gavin Baskerville
— Morris Dancer / Medieval Performer
Danny McGinlay
— Weet-Bix
Matthew Humphrey
— Boof