Natasha Estrada
— Frankie
Margaux Leigh Hamilton
— Lizzie
David Gironda Jr.
— Bruno
Mosh
— Natalya
Delta Work
— Miss Edamame
Mei Pak
— Lil' Bean
Gretchen Klein
— Dottie
Graham Jones
— Dennis
Murray Hill
— Dom Smallwood
Scout Durwood
— Sheila
Wil Garret
— Mr. Dillman
James Allen Brewer
— Lane Binner
Cassady Jane Lorentzen
— K.C.
Anthony Malke
— Mario
Kerry Wieder
— Melody
Sean Sweeney
— Cousin Mikey
Kevin Giffin
— Uncle Bart
David Kavin
— Jared
Matthew Thomas Ward
— Percy
Todd Abrams
— Lance Steel
Beverly Crain
— Jared's Mom
Peter Hinz
— Ivan
Lou Rusconi
— Nikolai
Bill Shafer
— Gary
Maryam Roberts
— Mario's Mom
Kerstin Alm
— Ethel
Laura Meadows
— Doris
Natasha Aasadore
— Natasha / Infomercial Host
Cat Cordova
— Makeup Artist
Kat Bardot
— Waxing Technician