Cavan Clerkin
— Simon
Craig Fairbrass
— Terry
Polly Maberly
— Sarah
Lorraine Burroughs
— Crystal
Peter Ferdinando
— Ken
Mark Stobbart
— Ronnie
Sinéad Matthews
— Sandra
Niall Greig Fulton
— Death Trip
Gordon Brown
— Steve Clayson
Ali Cook
— Harry
Mark Mooney
— Alan
Alfie Dobson
— Gym regular
James Daltry
— Call Centre Worker
Nick Rowntree
— Desk Sergeant
Daria Sudomir
— Party Girl