Martine McCutcheon
— Gertie Roberts
Alan Davies
— Donald Roberts
Adam Deacon
— Herbie Lane
Jamie Foreman
— Charlie McQueen
Brenock O'Connor
— David Roberts
Tom Owen
— Mr Blake
Ewen MacIntosh
— Derek Dobson
Daniel Hill
— Mr Travis
Lucy-Jane Quinlan
— Emelda
Tomi May
— Jeff Barnes
Mark Dymond
— Peter Batchelor
Anna Danshina
— Anoushka
Gareth Hale
— Dick Ellis
Danny Midwinter
— Tony Soper
TJ Herbert
— Roy Oliver
Ross Anderson
— Alan Stonebridge
Alex Woodhall
— Ginger Warburton
Betsy Blue-English
— Angie
Jim Conway
— Barry Stringer
Rav Wilding
— Policeman #1
Luke J.I. Smith
— Knuckles
Mark Griffin
— 'Brian' West Ham Manager
Joan Hodges
— Mrs. Meredith
Christopher Fosh
— Burly Steward
Jason Rhodes
— 'Robbo' West Ham Player