Charlie Murphy
— Angel Robbins
Dan Ahdoot
— Hrundi Bakshi, Jr.
Carol Alt
— Sadie
Dave Attell
— Abbot
Ike Barinholtz
— Dave Armstrong
Michael Birch
— Captain Shields
Bill Burr
Eric Drysdale
— Simon
Colton Dunn
— Oliver
John Gemberling
— Eric Sparks
Craig Glantz
— Exploding Italian Ice Man
Celeste Gregoire
— Hot Woman
Curtis Gwinn
— Bartender
Zia Heller
— Girl in Convenience Store
Bruce Meakem
— Major Kirk
Uncle Ray Murphy
— Mr. Jackson
Angela Muto
— Crazy Lady in Car
Eron Otcasek
— Ski Renfro
Jordan Peele
— G-Money
Chelsea Peretti
— Rachel the Saucy Sales Woman
Bianca Pratt
— Boutique Poster Model
Donnell Rawlings
— Costello
Giselle Rodriguez
— Snap Cap Girl
Victor Varnado
— Lil Toot
Baron Vaughn
— Jack the Counter Guy
Danielle Walls
— Suzie the Biker Chick
Davida Williams
— Zoe
Andrés du Bouchet
— Captain Merrick