Alicia Monet
— Funn Hall / Madona
Megan Leigh
— Jessica Hump (as Heather Newman)
Jacqueline Lorians
— Tammy Fakker (as Jacquline Lorains)
Jamie Summers
— Trish Fish
Lisa Bright
— Vanna Bright
Billy Dee
— Todd Hard
Joey Silvera
— Lt. Col. Ballsie North
Jon Martin
— Chief Ron (The President)
Mike Horner
— Gary Hard
Tom Byron
— Rev. Jimmy Fakker
Paul Thomas
— Rev. Jerry Ballwell