Crispin Glover
— Bartleby
David Paymer
— The Boss
Glenne Headly
— Vivian
Joe Piscopo
— Rocky
Maury Chaykin
— Ernest
Seymour Cassel
— Frank Waxman
Dick Martin
— The Mayor
Carrie Snodgress
— Book Publisher
Greta Danielle Newgren
— Boss's Date
Ken Murakami
— Landlord
Josh Kornbluth
— Property Manager
Nick Scoggin
— Street Philosopher