Steven Randazzo
— Louis Di Buffoni
Francesco Messina
— Frank Di Buffoni
Tony Curtis
— Lenny Star Springer
Elizabeth Bracco
— Angeline Di Buffoni
Steve Buscemi
— Drexel
Jason Fuchs
— Louis Jr.
Meta Golding
— Betsy
Ranardo Domeico Grays
— Stage Performer
Ralph Guzzo
— Infomercial man
Michael Harkins
— Drag Queen
Rosie Perez
Katalin Pota
— Manicurist
Sam Rockwell
— Sam
John Ventimiglia
— Alvin
Rockets Redglare
— Ralph