Jack Neo
— Liang Xi Mei/Liang Po Po
Mark Lee
— Robert
Henry Thia
— Lion King/Ah Gong
Benjamin Josiah Tan
— Albert
Wang Lei
— Guang Dong Po/Wang Lei
Jaspers Lai
— Merlion King
Ryan Lian
— Kidnapper
Noah Yap
— Kidnapper
Richie Koh
— Kidnapper
楊雁雁
— Mrs Fu
Aileen Tan
— Mrs Lu
Irene Ang
— Mrs Shou
Apple Chan
— Young Liang Xi Mei