Steve Hodgetts
— Alex Clough
Anna Danshina
— Lana Marusheva
Julie Nesher
— Natalie Nesher
Louis Beaufort
— Ivan Marusheva
Michelle Thomas
— Trish Clough
Greg Seago-Curl
— Clown
Gabriel Constantin
— Jasper
Dean Kilbey
— Marcus
Nicola Wright
— Caroline
Lana Welch
— Irina Marushiva
Rachael Grace
— Woman Outside Venue
Edoardo Pascale
— Italian Guy
Jane Gama
— Italian Girl
Myrtle Smith
— Interviewee 1
John Smith
— Interviewee 2
Talia Shin
— Interviewee 3
Siddhartha Khanna
— Interviewee 4
Anette Martinsen
— Interviewee 5
Peter Hickman
— Interviewee 6
Anastasia Berezovsky
— Voice of Director
Jane Ogilvie
— Bridesrus Ad Voiceover
Hugh O'Donnell
— Reunited Couple Guy
Alessandra Lèonie
— Reunited Couple Girl
John Worthy
— Busker
Saffron Louise Pooley
— Natalie's Girlfriend
Conor Foley
— Cameraman
Patrick Fisher Murphy
— Sound Man
Cara-Leigh Sisson
— Moldovan Waitress
Oby Agbarakew
— Restaurant Patron
Hilary Agostini
— Restaurant Patron