Adam Green
— Himself/Ernie
Sarah Elbert
— Herself
Will Barratt
— Himself
Paul Solet
— Nicolo
Derek Mears
— Monster
Kelly Vrooman
— Monster
Kane Hodder
— Himself / Michael Myers
Brea Grant
— The Dead Girl From That Really Depressing Short That Bummed Everybody Out
Sid Haig
— Himself / Robert the Pumpkin
Joe Lynch
— Bert
Laura Ortiz
— Punim
Joel David Moore
— Himself
Robert Pendergraft
— Himself
Kat Corbett
— Lobotomized Woman
Adam Rifkin
Kevin Barbare
Dave Parker
Cole Barratt
— Himself
Sam Barratt
— Himself