Wade Nichols
— Handsome Jack
Bobby Astyr
— Brother Nuncompus
Jake Teague
— Captain Lust
Beau Buchanan
— Rip
Sharon Mitchell
— Sweet Anne
Veri Knotty
— Cuntessa
Jamie Gillis
— Captain Surecock
Nancy Dare
— Esmeralda
Clea Carson
— Sister Inferior
Margarita Promponas
— Mama Tushy
Ming Toy
— Poon
Herschel Savage
— Pirate in Upper Bunk