Mike Sweeney
— Master of Ceremonies
Laura Kightlinger
— Lola (Dancer)
Mark Cohen
— Phil Jenkowitz
Chipps Cooney
Rick Shapiro
— Richard Black (Poet)
Sarah Silverman
— Woman with Poet
Paul Koestner
— Cute Guy in Park
Rick Crom
— Job Interviewer
Neal Brennan
— Pumpkin Head
Nick Di Paolo
— Nick Rocco (Comedian)
Caroline Rhea
— Chips' Mother
Dave Attell
— Bad Cop
Ray Romano
— Good Cop
Dave Allen
— Jonathan Freedom III
Chuck Sklar
— Toilet Photographer
Christopher Nissley
— Guitarist in Park
Nancy Shayne
— Truth's Mother
Mike Royce
— Smoothies Keyboard
Jeff Ross
— Smoothies Guitarist
Todd Barry
— Smoothies Drummer
Louis C.K.
— UPS Man/Cake Sitter