Melissa Sills
— Goth Girl / Shy Satanist / Kiss Groupie
Max Shippee
— Office Vampire
Oscar Avalos
— Horned Man
Lecia Doss
— Consistency / Mary
Suzan Averitt
— Hag Virgin Mary
Carole Balkan
— Matron
Holly Beavon
— May Maenad
Marty Laquidara
— Devil / Barber
Sebastien Hope
— Boy / Angel Boy 2
Ryan Malloy
— Catholic Woman
Amanda Da Ponte
— Jewish Woman
Nelson Serrano
— Jewish Man
Brendan Hunt
— Thin Thug
Jon Boatman
— Thick Thug
Ryan Fox
— Sick Vampire
Kyle Ingleman
— Motivational Vampire
Tricia Ridgway
— Farm Girl
Raphael Mandel
— Morose Ghoul
Derek Loughran
— Mime 1
Gary Prather
— Mime 2
Dink O'Neal
— Joaquin
Tom Patrick
— Heartthrob Vampire
Nancy Sandercock
— Chicken Dancer 1
Chris Shearer
— Wizard
Terry Shusta
— Nerd
Cliff Corder
— Beige Office Worker
Don Yanan
— Plaid Office Worker
Miyo
— Train Dancer 1 / Horse Dancer
Sarri Sanchez
— Train Dancer 2
Jolieba Jackson
— Train Dancer 3 / Gospel Dancer