Darby Lloyd Rains
— Penelope Juiceslit
Jamie Gillis
— Dr. Charles Cherrypopper
Marc Stevens
— Captain Sam Suckatiddy
Day Jason
— Fabia Fartblow
Steve Ziplow
— Fritz the Waiter / Co-Pilot Foreskin / Gorilla
Lynn Ashley
— Sissy Motormouth
Steven Blackwell
— Spritzpiss
Alan Marlow
— Mr. Quimtwiddle
Eric Edwards
— Alan Clitsplit
Erica Eaton
— Miss Muff Puff
John Buco
— Henry Draggrass
Keith Wilson
— Barney Ballbust
Sandy Foxx
— Stewardess Bubbies
David Savage
— Sam Schleppshit
Ginger Snaps
— Ginny
Candida Israel-Hernandez
Huss Ramm
— Restaurant patron with earphones