Carlo Verdone
— Piero Ruffolo
Alessandro Benvenuti
— Lino Santolamazza
Angelo Bernabucci
— Walter Finocchiaro
Nancy Brilli
— Federica Polidori
Giusi Cataldo
— Margherita Serafini
Athina Cenci
— Maria Rita Amoroso
Maurizio Ferrini
— Armando Lepore
Isa Gallinelli
— Jolanda Scarpellini
Massimo Ghini
— Mauro Valenzani
Eleonora Giorgi
— Valeria Donati
Natasha Hovey
— Cristina Romagnoli
Luisa Maneri
— Gloria Montanari
Piero Natoli
— Luca Guglielmi
Luigi Petrucci
— Ottavio Postiglione
Fabio Traversa
— Pier Maria Fabris
Silvio Vannucci
— Giulio Attenni
Giovanni Vettorazzo
— Francesco Toscani
Carmela Vincenti
— Gioia Savastano
Christian De Sica
— Ciardulli, aka Tony Brando
Gianni Musy
— Piero's father-in-law
Serena Bennato
— Cinzia
Gianluca Favilla
— Capt. Lodero
Stefano Salvatori
— Marco Ruffolo
Antonio Salvemini
— Butler
Tony Brennero
— Ennio
Carlo Neri
Alberto Crisciotti
— Cristina's father
Fabio Roberto Grassini
Pasquale Di Maso
Franco Moscon
— Valenzani's security detail chief (uncredited)