William Kephart
— Jeff
Julia Megan Sullivan
— Penelope / Tanya
Sharon Tipsword
— Susan
Eric W. Sizemore
— Frederick / Blaine
Leslie Boedicker
— Janice / Gwen
Jamie I. DeVore
— Penny
David E. Laker
— Greeley
Ron McDaniel
— TV Host
John Dowers
— Board President
Donna Sant
— Board Treasurer
Jason Asaad
— Morose Actor
Gary Gardner
— Whispering Man
Brian K. Morris
— Techie
Tobi Peck
— Mrs. Bonebrake / Mrs. Teasworthy
Lisa Richter
— Morose Actress
Nancy Henderson
— Whispering Woman